Q: How does a blonde moonwalk? A: She pulls down her panties and slides her ass along the floor! Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde cheerleader a penny for her thoughts? A: Change. Q: How do you kill blonde cheerleaders? A: Put spikes in their shoulder pads. Q: How do blonde cheerleaders pierce their ears?
A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads. Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License? A: Because she got an "F" in sex. Q: Where do losing blonde coaches go when they are fed up?
A: The bored room! Q: Why are blondes like old bowling balls? A: They both end up in the gutter! Q: What can a blonde serve but never eat?
A: A volley ball Q: What tea do blonde hockey players drink? A: Penaltea! Two young blonde women were playing golf at a foggy par three, and could see the flag, but not the green Feel bad for the hot blonde Bar Refaeli that had to play tonsil hockey for Godaddy Nothing sexier than a blonde in yoga or tight soccer pants What's up with dark soccer players and blonde hair?.
Football Game A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her how she like the game. Being fairly new and in good condition, he picked the ball up, put it in his pocket and proceeded on his way. Waiting at the cross street for the light to change, he noticed a beautiful blond standing next to him smiling.
I once had tennis elbow and the pain was unbearable! The second blonde says,"Those aren't bear tracks, those are deer tracks". The first blonde says "No they're not, there bear tracks". Great way to start your day. What are we here for but to help others. Author unknown Clyde.
Do you think she was a dumb blonde, or did she have to much JW Black? Thanks for the chuckle. Sometimes blondes make a lot of cents Dan South of Milford, Ohio Courage - the ability to confront fear, pain, danger, uncertainty, or intimidation. Marcellarius Hero Member Posts: Scrolling each day, keeps the doctor away. Thanks GB!! Marcel sometimes I make designer firewood A blind man enters a lady's bar by mistake.
Finding his way to the bar, he orders a drink. After a few drinks he yells, "Does anybody want to hear a blonde joke? The place gets silent. Then a woman with a deep, husky voice sitting to the right of the man says, "Sir, since you are blind, I think it is only fair to let you know that.
One day a blonde decided to get a cell phone. After talking with the salesman, she finally selected a model and signed up for the service. Surprised, she answered it. It was her best friend. Completely dumbfounded, she asked in amazement, "How did you know where to call me? A blonde was on vacation in Florida trying to find a pair of alligator boots to give her best friend back home.
She had heard her best friend talking about them, and knew she really wanted a pair. Finally finding a pair she thought her friend would like, she was upset when she got to the checkout and discovered she did not have enough money to buy them. Being resourceful, she decided she wouldn't give up and had an idea of how she could get some alligator boots for her friend.
Three hours later she had to admit defeat, however, as the fourth alligator she found and shot dead had already lost his alligator boots, too. A guy met this nice blonde girl and decided to ask her on a date.
Afterward he asked her how she liked the game. When they started the game, they flipped a quarter to see who would kick off first. Why do blondes stare at orange juice containers for hours on end?
How do you keep a blonde in the shower all day? Two blondes fell down a hole. A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks if he could see her license. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you.
Ten of them are blonde and one is a brunette. No one can decide who should go. There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes.
One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do.
I memorized all the state capitals. What is the capital of Nevada? It was discovered in Otherwise I would have died without it. Or maybe you are in the mood for these really smart calculus jokes? If you did not choose one of the above types of jokes, why not check out some funny math jokes or this huge collection of really funny acronyms? A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner. Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time. A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game.
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